It's my favorite week in San Francisco, when everyone starts departing for Burning Man. The city begins to be blissfully empty in all sorts of unexpected places.
Always good for reposting: how to enjoy the Burning Man experience from the comfort of your own home:
-Ask your most annoying neighbor to interrupt your fun several times a day with third hand gossip about every horrible thing that’s happened in the last 24 hours. Have them wear khaki.
-Tear down your house. Put it in a truck. Drive 10 hours in any direction. Put the house back together. Invite everyone you meet to come over and party. When they leave, follow them back to their homes, drink all their booze, and break things.
-Go to a museum. Find one of Salvador Dali’s more disturbing, but beautiful paintings. Climb inside it.
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Dear Mission District, I am going to park ALL OVER YOUR FACE.