for your Friday reading pleasure

I was having a No Good Very Bad Day until just a minute ago. Then Lady Bunny made me laugh my ass off.

"If Frey's fictional writings have helped so many people with their own problems, who cares if it's true or embellished? Oprah has absolved herself and the liar's been exposed. Let's move the fuck on.

Let's move on to the president who lied to start a war which has killed thousands that isn't anywhere near over. I'd settle for one hour-long special on the impeachment hearings that the White House is bracing for. Or the laws that he's broken by spying on us.

And the real scandal that NO ONE is mentioning? Oprah's hair was incredible today! Those side-swept curled wings? Some fag is working overtime on that ho. Can someone introduce him to Star Jones? She looks like a bug-eyed, drowned dog."